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Eat Free or Live Longer

Thursday, September 17, 2009
By tiffany
Eat Free or Live Longer

EatFreely.org Hot Pockets has a .org. It’s claimy. It packs a powerful message prompting people to “Join the Movement” and “Lay down your forks, brothers and sisters.” It has all the screen-printed trappings of a grassroots, civil rights movement that deserves our attention. It prompts viewers to submit photos and upload videos. It urges us to... »

If they call, tell them I’m dead.

Thursday, September 3, 2009
By tiffany

I was told today that someone I know, who may or may not be a former boss, scheduled a meeting with a client the day he and his family were leaving to go on vacation. Oh well. It seems that all the portable technology... »

My short story that lost

Monday, August 3, 2009
By tiffany
My short story that lost

This is a short story I entered in a Writer’s Digest contest. They assigned this premise: a cop is assigned to a case involving a series of arsons at Krispie Creme shops. The word count was 750 or less. I didn’t win. However, I did... »


You Will Never Find a Job on the Internet, Intro & Volume 1

Sunday, May 3, 2009
By tiffany

Inspired by a combination of recent events surrounding my mild to moderate unemployment, the employment status of many of my friends, and this singularly amazing post in Gawker, I’ve... »

Shaken Baby Syndrome No Longer Funny

Friday, April 24, 2009
By tiffany

First there was the iFart. Then there was the virtual glass of beer. Our quest for tasteless iPhone apps knows no bounds, but we have apparently gone a shake... »

A Eulogy for Ol’ Bessy

Monday, August 11, 2008
By tiffany

If you are even somewhat like me – more than just being human, less than sharing a birthday – I would presumptuously say that your fondest memories took place... »

England is Overstocked in Mink – Everything Must Go!

Monday, June 9, 2008
By tiffany
England is Overstocked in Mink – Everything Must Go!

Oh, the fluffy, rampant irony. In a cuddly yet rabid turn of events, our penchant for exotic pets, stretch SUVs and floor-length designer pelts has finally come to... »

…All my feathers. Every last one.

Friday, May 16, 2008
By tiffany
…All my feathers. Every last one.

I’d like to share with you my mantra of this week. Rather than belabor the blog with all sorts of dramatizations and re-enactments and scripts, this will have to... »

Philly v. NYC: Curb Alert! 5.6.08

Tuesday, May 6, 2008
By tiffany
Philly v. NYC: Curb Alert! 5.6.08

After frequenting the Curb Alert section of Craigslist lately, I’ve been sifting through all manner of posts offering free futons, free “fill” (hay, dirt, manure, packing peanuts, old futons)... »

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