The internet is more than just a better way to obtain porn without shame. It can actually help you do other things besides masturbate, self-promote and/or kill time at work. Wikihow.com is the handy, dandy site that helps answer such questions as: “How Do I Fold a Fitted Sheet?” or “How Do I Re-upholster a Chair?” Wikihow.com can be an excellent source to answer all those questions you didn’t know you needed answered. However, certain parts of life should not be broken down into a 4 or 5 step process.

While clicking around Wikihow.com I found an entry titled, “How to Give a Girl a Perfect Date.” After clicking on the link I was surprised that this venture only involves 5 steps, 5 tips and 5 other links offering advice on related topics including: “How to Date a Bisexual.” The first of these five steps: Buy her a present, her favorite flower or a little bear, if you really like her you could even get her a necklace or locket! Girls love that! They just like jewelry, especially if it has her name spelled correctly on it. The next step: Let her choose the place unless she doesn’t want to, if not then ask her friends what things she enjoys doing so you know for sure that she will have a good time. Third: Find out what she is interested in. This will keep the conversation going. If you run out of things to say, e.g. if she likes dancing then maybe say ’so how is your dancing going?’ This next step is key: Only go as far as she wants to, don’t force yourself on her because you will scare her off! If she just wants to hold hands, that’s fine, respect her. She will come to you because you are going out on a date so she obviously likes you! Lastly: Compliment her; tell her she is beautiful – not sexy, beautiful. Let’s review, shall we? Girls like material possessions. This article confirms that in fact, women are materialistic and the first logical step would be jewelry. Also, correct spelling of her name is key if this item calls for engraving. Hound her friends for information, it’s not that creepy. Every girl secretly wants a guy that lacks imagination and would sooner jump at the chance to be taken to the Olive Garden rather than something risky like a Thai place she’s never been to before. Remember, rape is bad. I’m glad that the good people at wikihow.com made it a point to remind all the gents out there that “no” in fact means “no.” Lastly, sexy-bad, beautiful-good, got it? Great! Now go and impress that special girl like it is 1955!

To see these tips for yourself-

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Girl-the-Perfect-Date